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March 9, 2009
Hari Ni Public Holiday Kan?
Alahai...
Gua agak tak gemar TAG kali ni. Sebab dalam batu jemala gua bab nikah kawen ni duk carta nombor pat ploh dua. Tapi dah tengah2 gua takde idea + nak jaga hati pengetag ni, gua jadi auto-gigih nak buat (lagipun ramai cuti = reader kurang.hahahahaha..!!). Dah tiga entry berturut2 gua jadi agak noty akibat pengaruh rakan sebaya. Gua mau kembali ke pangkal jalan.
Salam Maulidul Rasul.
1. How old are you?
Umur 55 tahun nanti gua pencen
2. Are you single?
Yes it isn't
3. At what age do you think you'll get married?
20. Tapi dah lepas. Bila lagi? Ntah.
4. Do you think you'll marrying the person you are with now?
Takde sape2 ngan gua skang. No issue. hahahaha..!!
5. If not, who do you want to marry?
Yunalis
6. Who will be your bridesmaid?
Adik gua paling junior
7. Do you want a garden/beach or traditional wedding?
Abah gua tak kasi sanding
8. Where do you plan to go on honeymoon?
Arab Saudi
9. How many guests do you think you'll invite?
Nak ajak honeymoon? Gilo apo..!
10. Will that include your exes?
Err.. adehh.. mmm.... zzz...
11. How many layers of cake do you want?
Dua belas
12. When do you want to get married, morning or evening?
Petang Jumaat
13. Name the song/tune you'd like to play at your wedding
Lenggang Mak Limah
14. Do you prefer fine dining or just normal spoon/fork?knife?
Tangan. Sunnah tu.
15. Champagne or red wine?
Bawak air masing2.
16. Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?
Lepas akad nikah. hahahahaa..!!
17. Money or household items?
Rumah sebijik. Bleh??
18. How many kids would you like to have?
Lima belas. 1st kembar pat. 2nd kembar lima. 3rd kembar nam.
19. Will you record your honeymoon in DVD/CD?
Gua takde videocam. So jadi outo-NO.
20. Whose wedding plan would you like to know next?
Gua nak tau Incik Mazlan Idres punya Walimatul Urus plak. Believe it or not?? Believe it.
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lepas akad nikah nak huneymun? wakakak..gelojoh ar lu ni..
ReplyDeleteno 16 buat lu nampak gelojoh brader.. rilekk tak lari bukit di kejar..
ReplyDeletepergh...gelojohnye no 16 tu..hahahahaha :P
ReplyDeletehang keja ka arini?
nak itut pi honeymoon..hhheehheehe :P
betul kaaa single...x cayelah..hahahahha :p
masa gua kawen nanti, gua ingat nak jamu burger lah sorang sebijik.. pastu air coke..
ReplyDeleteamacam boleh blah tak??
hahaha..kerakar arh sumer jawapan2 ko! ahakssssssss
ReplyDeleteWah.. bagus pun answer la.
ReplyDeleteView Profile: Rantong™
cesss, hoi no 20 tu link pon salah..
ReplyDeletecekodok betoi mung ni..xde soklan len ke nak
ngetag..
no 15-ok aku bwk air sirap meniaga kat kenduri mung
kedekot punye kenduri..air pun kena bawak sendrik..huhu
ReplyDeleteeheh.. nak kawen dengan yuna? tak sangka u.. hauuu~~
ReplyDelete15 keping anak lu nak?
ReplyDeleteperghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... produktif.
impresif.
ekselen.
kagum.
yunalis????....agak mustahil gua syak...
ReplyDelete15 sikit je tu bro...hahahahahha :P
ReplyDeleteaaaaaaaaaaa....sawan nak komen byk dah mai dah...baik aku stop...nnt hang terlebih glemer plak...hehehheheh :P
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ReplyDeletementang-mentang la hari ni maulidur rasul, honeymoon pun nak g arab saudi.
ReplyDeletethanks sebab jwab tag tu
ReplyDeletetapi ai terus reject u dari list pasal u salah taip link blog ai,kah kah kah.
Erina Asmawani & apei & aim-a
ReplyDelete- benda baik tak elok tangguh. hahahahaa..!!
aim-a - nak ikut honeymoon? buleh.. ikut abah ngan mak lu je. hahahaha..!!
Ahmad Azrin Aziz - pehh.. lagak westen. mmg takleh blah. ahahahaa..!!
tipahvogue - gua buat betul2 kang.. hahahaha..!!
Rantong - gua memang bagus2 saja. hahahahaa..!!
acece - orang semat mcm kita ni memang kena jawab soklan gini. hahahaha..!!
aRaBeLLa - xnak bawak sudah.. tecekik baulu kang padan muka lu. hahahaha..!!
aim-a - sikit? bis tu lu nak 50?? lu buat laa sdiri. hahahaha..!! dan tahniah.. lu berjaya kawal nafsu komen. kahkahkah!!
ReplyDeletek.e.r.i. - kalu bulih gua nak g umrah trus. hahahaha..!!
azie - adehh.. gua buat dalam tensen ni smlm.sori.. gua dah bekki.. heh! sesama..
pergh..15 ...?
ReplyDeletebyk tu....
tp xpe, aim-a kata 15 tu sikit je ...hahaha
f R i h A - uitt!! xde kaitan ngan sape2 lah!! piap jugak lu kang!!
ReplyDelete